Colonel Stupid

"Colonel Stupid," or Samuel Cotter, is a male Highlander Hyur and a member of the Caulk Destroyers.

Appearance
Colonel Stupid has an olive complexion and shaggy dark brown hair parted down the middle. He has light facial hair composed of a faint mustache and 5 o'clock shadow.

Background
A fun child from birth, his real name is Samuel Cotter, or just Sam. He got his nickname from the people who bullied him in his village of refugees but he’s currently reclaimed it and made it his own.

Personality
Honest, blunt, hopeless romantic, stubborn, and sometimes too devoted.

Story
He met Dole Dipper and Maraschino in the Gold Saucer after losing all his money in triple triad matches and chocobo racing, he decided to follow them along for funsies.